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Friday, 21 December, 2007:

  • Steve's Thieving History
  • Features Seminars
  • Need Your Help with Q&A
  • Your Writing Successes

NOTE: Just getting back to this newsletter after a several-month hiatus. The essay below happened to be already loaded, so I'll run with it. But more news this time next week.

RANT-'o-THE-WEEK:

Just call me Et for short. My interesting Spam-'o-the-Week—not, as a rule, a category with too many entries—had the subject line of "Hey Etienne Morrill". I looked at that and had to admire the sophistication of a system that could translate "Stephen"" to the French version, "Etienne".

"Morrill" is, in fact, orignally French. My father, the first on his side of my family to be born in the U.S., was from Maine and his father was from Prince Edward Island, Canada. Maine is full of Morrills and they all originated in the Canadian maritimes, descendents of French-Canadians. Those "canucks" who resettled in what was then French-owned Louisiana are today called "cajuns".

My father got the geneology bug later in life and researched the Morrill family tree. Which, it turned out, had borne bitter fruit. He traced his lineage back to the first Morrill in the New World. That worthy, it seems, had been a horse thief back home and was given a typical punishment of the day. Forced to choose between "the jails or the ships" he adventurously chose the ships. Remember, in the 1600s, the ships were, at best, a life sentence—you would never return to Europe—and, at worst, a death sentence—the harsh Canadian frontier was no springtime in Lorraine.

At any rate, that ended the genology hobby. My father was so incensed at having had a horse thief in his distant past that he lost heart in the project. He settled for having someone "research" the Morrill family crest and in due course received one he used until his death. He had made a large gold signet ring for himself and a smaller silver version for his teenage son (moi), as well as matching blue blazers with the crest on the handkerchief pockets.

It says something, I suppose, that I could wear that blazer at 18 years of age and still had it—and could wear it—at 35 or 40. But eventually I gave up on it, cool as it was to look like a yachtsman in my white pants and blue blazer, with my family crest emblazoned thereupon. I donated the coat to the Salvation Army and, I assume, some street person wore it proudly thereafter. I hope it earned him better handouts.

The silver ring vanished long ago—I don't wear jewelry—but I know the gold ring is around the hosue someplace, likely in the boxes of stuff I inherited when my mother died a few years ago. I know I remember seeing it. It never fit me, still would not, as my father had fat fingers. He had fat everything and I am resisting looking like him and not doing so well. The day may come when the ring will fit.

There was a card, used as a bookmark, in a copy of a book my father wrote, and that's where I got the crest shown to the right. But, truth be told, anyone can pay a service to have a family crest made up. Doesn't really mean all that much.


FEATURED COURSES:
This week, it being the holidays and everyone being busy, let's feature our one-shot seminars. Easy. Quick. Fun.

Book Reviews That Rock

(The 1-week seminar. Scroll down for the full course.)

Finding Books To Review And Places To Sell Them

When you read a book, you always have an opinion about it, don’t you? Turn that opinion into cash by writing book reviews! How do you get books to review and where are the best places to peddle your freelance reviews after you’ve written them? As part of the unique KISS series (Keep It Short, Sweetie!), this one-session seminar will whet your reading—and writing—appetite and answer some basic questions about the world of book reviewing.

Sandra Louden 1 Week $36

Cooking up a Cookbook

(A 1-week seminar)
Have you walked by the bookstore shelves loaded with cookbooks and said, “I could write one.”? Do you have numerous old-world recipes you’d like to pass along to family members? Maybe you have quick fix entrees that would be great for bachelors, working moms or college kids? Whatever type of cookbook you’d like to write, this crash course guides you through the writing process with step-by-step instructions and provides tips for publishing it, too. So, if you’re thinking about the mound of recipes in your kitchen, sign up for this one-day seminar today because yes, you can write a cookbook. Mary Jo Rulnick 1 Week $36

Quizzes That Sizzle

(The 1-week seminar. Scroll down for the full course.)

No, we’re not talking about boring school tests or those nasty “pop quizzes” we all hated. These are the quizzes in magazines and in the Sunday section of your newspaper most of us can’t resist taking. They are fast to write—and fun to take. The two main types of quizzes – lifestyle and “fast factual” will be covered.    Sandra Louden   1 Week    $36   
         
         

SCHOOL NEWS: I have a huge favor to ask of all of you. As web editor for the American Society of Journalists & Authors (ASJA) I have been asked to create, on their web site, a Q&A column intended for beginning to middle-career writers.

I have some experts lined up, all a-twitter with expectation, to answer the questions. But I have no questions yet.

Your mission, should you choose to accept: Send me one or more (or lots of) questions about writing. The questions may be on any subject or genre, so long as they are writing-related. Writing-career-related is even better, as ASJA is for career writers and they tend to think along those lines. But ANYTHING writing related is fine.

The people who asked me to update the web site expect a fresh question twice per month but for starters I'll likely do one per week. Eventually, the questions do tend to repeat themselves and that's fine too. Old lessons are just as good as new lessons if they are new to you.

I will use your first name only and no e-mail or other identifier, though I will personally notify you when your question is up on the site with an answer. I may also use some of those questions here or in a blog I am thinking of starting, mostly so I can answer them faster (But if answered here, they still remain in the queue for the ASJA web site.)

Send those to me at: Director@WritersCollege.com

And thanks for the help.

 

WHO's DOING WHAT: Mary McIntosh's story, An Empty Envelope, was runner-up on Storyhouse.org. It's a touching account of the death of a husband she had not seen in many years and how she chose to remember the early good times and not the later bad times.

WritersCollege maximum Leader Steve Morrill teamed up with another professional freelance writer to rewrite a Florida travel guide, Fun with the Family: Florida. Should be out in the spring from Globe Pequot Press.


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Stephen Morrill, Director